A 75 year old Jewish lady says to her husband..... "Sam, you know vat, I tink 'll go to the doctor and get a check-up." 

The husband says, "Tis a goot idea dahling."

So, she makes an appointment to see Dr. Levine, a gynecologist, and tells him about not having a checkup in 25 years.

Dr. Levine tells her, "Get undressed and put on this gown and we will check out everything."

"OK," she tells him.

The doctor puts his hand under the gown and lifts her right breast and say to her.... "Say 99."

She says, "99."

"I see nothing wrong there," says the doctor. He then puts his hand under the gown and lifts her left breast and repeats saying, "Say 99."

She says, "99."

Dr. Levine says. "OK with this one also. We might as well check your other vitals.

Lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrup."
The doctor then puts on the rubber glove and some KY jelly on the glove and is checking her private parts for any sign of lumps, etc. He then says to her, "Say 99."

She says, "Vun, two, three........"