Fred's funeral
- Fred is at the office every day and works overtime, but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
- His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
to a local strip club.
- The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Fred! How ya doin?'
- His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Fred. 'He's in my bowling league.
- When they are seated, a waitress asks Fred if he'd like his usual and brings
over a Budweiser.
- His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
- 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
- I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
- A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Fred, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
- 'Hi Freddie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
- Fred's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club...
- Fred follows and spots her getting into a taxi.
- Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
- Fred tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for
someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
- She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-letter
word in the book.
- The cabby turns around and says,
- 'Geez Fred, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
Fred's funeral will be on Saturday