הקניבל - בדיחה

THE CANNIBAL 
 
A cannibal was walking through the jungle when he came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry he looked at the menu

+Tourist:                                                      $5.00

+ Broiled  Missionary:                               $10.00

+Fried  Explorer:                                       $15.00

+Baked Premier or Grilled politician      $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all day."