נהג מונית בלונדון - בדיחה באנגלית

A  stark naked, drunken woman, jumped  into a Vacant Taxi at a London Cab
Rank.

The Indian  driver was immediately beside himself
and  just kept on staring at the woman.
He  makes no attempt to start the Cab.

“What's wrong with you  Luv, haven't you ever seen a  naked white woman
before?”

“I'll not be staring at you  lady, I  am telling you, that would not be
proper, where I am coming  from".

"Well  if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing  then?"

"Well,  I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady
keeping  the money to be paying me with."