Driving cross-country in USA


 

Driving cross-country in USA.

The woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
The woman does not speak English, turns to her husband and asks "מה הוא אמר? "
The man says: "נסעת מעל מ150 קמ"ש"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks, " מה הוא אמר? "
The old man says in Hebrew: " רשיונות בבקשה."
The woman gives him her license. The patrolman says, "I see you are from Israel - I spent some time there once, had the worst sex I have ever had with a woman."
The woman turns to her husband and asks "מה הוא אמר?"
The man says in Hebrew: "הוא טוען שהוא מכיר אותך."

 



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