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The woodpecker might  have to go!

Everything I need  to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark .
One: Don't  miss the boat.
Two:  Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three:  Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built  the Ark..
Four: Stay  fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask  you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics;  just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build  your future on high ground. 
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an  advantage. The snails were on board with the  cheetahs.
Nine: When  you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was  built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's  always a rainbow waiting.